Toast Law

Copyright Lyn Mortenson 1999

Toast Law

Lvl.

Name

Area

Duration

Range

Type

1

Toast Landing*

1 Slice of Toast

Until Lands

2'

U

2

Butter Toast*

1 Slice of Toast

Inst

2'

U

3

Upright Toast*

1 Slice of Toast

Inst

5'

U

4

Toast Grab*

Caster

1 Round

Self

U

5

Jelly

1 Piece of Toast

Inst

2'

F

6

Toast

1 Piece of Bread

1 Round

2'

E

7

10 Second Rule*

Caster

1 Round

Self

U

8

Toast Barrier

1 Slice of Toast

1 Rnd/Lvl

2'

F

9

Toast Retrieval*

1 Slice of Toast

Inst

2'

F

10

Toast Landing True*

1 Slice of Toast/Lvl

Until Lands

4'

U

11

Butter Law

1 Slice of Toast/Lvl

Inst

10'

U

12

Polarize Floor

1 "Floor" area

1 Rnd/Lvl

10'

F

13

Perfect Spread

1 Slice of Toast

Varies

Touch

F

14

Toast Grab True*

Special

1 Round #

Self

U

15

Instant Jam/Jelly

1 Slice of Toast

Perm.

Touch

U

16

     

17

     

18

     

19

     

20

10 Second Rule True

Caster

1 Round

Self

U

25

Perfect Spread True

1 Slice of Toast

Varies

Touch

F

30

Toast

1 Slice of Toast

Varies

Touch

F

50

Toast Law

1 Slice of Toast/Lvl

Varies

10'

F

1- Toast Landing:

Reduces the fall of one slice of toast by up to 4 feet.

  

2- Butter Toast:

Instantly butters one slice of toast.

  

3- Upright Toast

Ensures that one slice of toast lands with toppings up (no icky bits in the toppings).

  

4- Toast Grab:

Allows caster to grab one slice of toast before it hits the floor. However it does not allow a gentle hand and the slice of toast recieves a 'B' Krush critical.

  

5- Jelly/Jam:

Applies jelly to one slice of toast, flavors are limited to grape, strawberry, rasberry, peach, and jalapeno.

  

6- Toast:

Toasts one slice of bread. If the toast is being held by someone they take an 'A' Heat critical.

  

7- 10 Second Rule:

Gives the caster a +20 RR vs any dirt or disease caused by the toast falling on to the ground, as long as the toast was picked up within one round of the fall.

  

8- Toast Barrier:

Gives the toast a protective barrier, enhanceing the 10 Second Rule Spell by +10.

  

9- Toast Retrieval:

Instantly transports one slice of toast to the casters hand, the caster may use spell mastery to ensure no toppings get on his/her hand.

  

10- Toast Landing True:

As toast landing, except for targets and range.

  

11- Butter Law

As Butter Toast except for targets and range

  

12- Polarize Floor:

Creates a field surrounding one floor area. This field will repel the buttered side of any slices of toast that lands on it. Any slice that falls will land butter side up for the duration.

  

13- Perfect Spread

Perfectly spreads butter on the target toast. Anyone eating said toast must make an RR at -10 or be stunned by the sheer perfection of the spread, this lasts for 1 round for every 10% failure. This also has an addiction factor of 5.

  

14- Toast Grab True:

Caster grabs a single slice of toast before it reaches the ground range as long as it is within 200 feet of the caster. All spectators of this feat must make a RR or clap for 1 round per 20% failure. Toast is fine and caster does not even get butter on his hands.

  

15- Instant Jam/Jelly

Instantly creates and places Jam or Jelly of the desired type on target toast.

  

20- 10 Second Rule True

As 10 second rule except caster is immune to the effects.

  

25- Perfect Spread True

As Perfect Spread except the AF is 20.

  

30- Toast

This spell can combine any of the effects of the other spells on this list that target a single slice of toast.

  

50- Toast Law

As Toast except the effects can be used on one slice of toast per five levels of the caster.

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